Friday 30 January 2009

Bangkok to Vientiane

We took the sleeper train from Bangkok up to Vientiane. It was a great train with beer service to your bed and yummy food. We were supposed to get to the border early in the morning but the train driver fell asleep at one of the train stops so the train was eight hours late. I guess we should consider ourselves lucky the train was stopped at the time, but you get used to these things I suppose... like for instance, this chap working on the power lines...



Vientiane was a nice relaxed capital. We saw a version of an arc d'triomphe here. It was half finished because the Laos ran out of money and just downed tools. They call it the veritcal runway because it was (half)built out of money meant for a new airstrip, heh.



A couple of days here helped us to relax after all the intense relaxing in Bangkok. Time to unwind from all that relaxing and relax a little bit. Did we say 'relax' a little too much? Well, its become rather a specialty of ours these last few months. If we were any more relaxed we'd be mistaken for being in comas.



Tuesday 27 January 2009

Bangkok Facial

Today Nic and I decided to treat ourselves and get a facial each together. I was a little hesitant. This would be the first time I have ever been on the receiving end of a facial. My fears were well grounded and it was a traumatic experience.

They put some leftover food on my face and rubbed it all over, making sure that I had the beautician's lunch spread completely across it. They did this several times, as if once wasn't enough. Citrus, yoghurt etc. I felt like a German breakfast spread and looked like a dog's dinner. Nic was beside me enjoying the experience and laughing her arse off at the fact that I looked like such a twat.

After the luxury of being a tablecloth for half an hour, they started attacking me with a suction machine. It was like being pecked by a hydromatic chicken.

They then started to knife my nose with something called a "cleansing tool". I said to the beautician in a strong kiwi accent, "bloody hell love, this isn't much like fun" so she stopped and skipped to some different torture.

It was all finished off with some cucumber which they mashed onto my face as a final flourish. "Nice one, cucumber face" I thought to myself as I handed over the money for this experience.

They asked me if I would like an extra mask for half an hour. I politely refused, telling them that I had an appointment with a man who was going to put electric current through my family jewels that was more appealling.

Monday 26 January 2009

Cambodia to Thailand - blowouts and crashes

The road from Siem Reap to Bangkok has always been a fairly tortuous one. So it wasn't a surprise when we started the fourteen hour journey to find out that almost the entire road on the Cambodian side was in road works. This is actually a good thing because it means they are building a real road; but alas, it meant for a no fun ride for us. Fourteen hours for only around 400-500kms; this has to be Asia.

The bus had a tyre blowout during the ride to the border. When it exploded the floor shook and everyone jumped out of their seats. Upon closer inspection, you could see that a hole the size of a rugby ball had been blown out of the rear tyre. Nice. We rode on the flat until we came across a shack that could do the change.

After the border crossing, we switched to a mini-van with me at the back in the child seats. My thighs were longer than the actual leg room, so a poor Japanese guy and I got nice and close for a few hours.

During the mini-Van ride I noticed that the van drifted into the centre of the road before going back into the left lane. I thought we had passed a car, but couldn't see it in the rear window. What I didn't know at the time was that our driver was falling asleep at the wheel. The drivers here pull massive shifts to get more money; and without the time control that we have in the UK and NZ, they aren't checked for how tired they get.

Later, Nic and I were talking at the back of the mini-van. A traffic island ahead was splitting the middle of the road to turn our traffic left and separate us from the oncoming traffic on the right. We were slowly drifting right to head straight into the traffic island. I looked closer, not really understanding what we were doing. It slowly started dawning on me that we were going to crash.

It was at that point we crashed through the metal knock-down warning sign. The Thai girl sitting in the middle of the van at the front screamed and grabbed the wheel from our driver who had fallen asleep. She yanked it to the left, it woke the driver with a start, and he stomped on the brake. The van locked the back wheels and slid with the van turning sideways. The back wheel slammed into the traffic island, tipping the van on its suspension and knocking the van back onto a straight course. The driver let off the brake and the van kept going along the road as if nothing had happened.

We stopped at a petrol station down the road and all got out. It wasn't clear what our driver was doing. He wanted one of us to drive because he was too tired to drive. He rang his office and they told him he would be fired if he didn't drive us himself. It was all a bit of a mix up and felt like an ad for "tiredness kills".

Nic and I thought better than to hop in the van again, so got out and started to chat/mime with an off-duty taxi driver about how to get to Bangkok. It turns out he was travelling with his son and his sister. She was very lovely and offered to take us to Bangkok with them, an hour's drive away, for free. They were true to their word and took us into Bangkok for free and wouldn't accept any money for petrol or the tolls. We pleaded with them, but they insisted (with hand-signals, because they only spoke Thai) that we pay no money at all. We gave them the strongest Thai thanks that we could muster (bowing with hands pressed together while saying thanks in Thai). They were wonderful and nice and kind. We thank you.

This is one of the greatest things about travelling around. You meet people who are genuinely lovely and nice, and only want to help you and be good to others. I love this part of it and I wish that I could be as nice as some of the people I meet.

We decided that although the family wouldn't accept anything for their good deed, we would have to do some good for other Thais to try level the debt we have to this wonderful country.

Sunday 25 January 2009

Fat monkeys

Check out this guy...



And check out this cute little monkey...

Goodbye Cambodia

Goodbye. You were wonderful...































Tomorrow a fourteen hour bus ride to Bangkok. Boo.

Landmine Museum

We went to a landmine museum created by a guy that used to be a child soldier for both the Khmer Rouge and the Cambodian Army. He used to be a specialist at laying landmines and is now a specialist at defusing them. The place was run by victims of the landmines. Boo to the carnage and waste...









And the rest...

The whole Angkor complex is immense. To get between temples you need to take one of the trailer-style tuk-tuks here. It may just be the wonderful town of Siem Reap, the great people and the amazing Angkor complex, but you simply can't help but feel that Cambodia is a slice of paradise...





















Prah Thom

This temple is the one that everyone likes to take photos at; the one where the temple is left unrestored with the jungle slowly taking over...















Bayon Temple

Continuing the Angkor Wat theme, this was Bayon Temple, a special example amongst the temples here...